Punk Jokes
May 10th 2006 05:39
Nobody likes to take themselves seriously all the time, so here are some jokes. Hopefully I will not have pissed off everyone who reads this, but I’ll probably come close
I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
Seasame Street brought out a new toy; when you tickle the ‘tickle me emo’ it cries
Now, to avoid picking solely on emo’s
A punk, a mod, and a skin walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. the punk drinks the beer despite the fly, and the skinhead grabs the fly by the wings and yells "Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!"
Now, by reading the next joke, you agree not to get disgusted at me… Awesome.
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.
The next joke actually makes a pretty good point, but I won’t ruin the humour by analysing it for you.
A punk and a hippie are walking down the street and the hippie asks? "So, what is punk anyway?" The punk kicks over a garbage bin and exclaims "THATS PUNK!!" The hippie walks over and kicks another bin over, then asks "Now am I a punk??" and the punk replies "No, now you’re a poser!"
Now back to some good ol’ insulting emo’s;
What’s the best ever joke ever??
www.myspace.com
As much as I love Crass (and will do an entry on them soon), I’m going to have to repeat this joke
Why did crass breakup?
They lost their stencil.
Hope you all had a good laugh. Until tomorrow
Peace
I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
Seasame Street brought out a new toy; when you tickle the ‘tickle me emo’ it cries
Now, to avoid picking solely on emo’s
A punk, a mod, and a skin walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. the punk drinks the beer despite the fly, and the skinhead grabs the fly by the wings and yells "Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!"
Now, by reading the next joke, you agree not to get disgusted at me… Awesome.
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.
The next joke actually makes a pretty good point, but I won’t ruin the humour by analysing it for you.
A punk and a hippie are walking down the street and the hippie asks? "So, what is punk anyway?" The punk kicks over a garbage bin and exclaims "THATS PUNK!!" The hippie walks over and kicks another bin over, then asks "Now am I a punk??" and the punk replies "No, now you’re a poser!"
Now back to some good ol’ insulting emo’s;
What’s the best ever joke ever??
www.myspace.com
As much as I love Crass (and will do an entry on them soon), I’m going to have to repeat this joke
Why did crass breakup?
They lost their stencil.
Hope you all had a good laugh. Until tomorrow
Peace
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One, but once it's dark and there's glass in their hand.....