Battle of the Cashed-up Cults
July 26th 2006 04:25
Before anyone can beat me to it, no, this post is hardly original. The Chaser program actually did this first.
The Chaser's two cults were 'Scientology' and 'Hillsong'
According to Scientology, we're all inhabited by these thousands of Thetans. They're like medicholrians in Star Wars, but instead of giving the host awesome powers, they, actually, I've never been told what they apparently do. It's like when a parent says to a little child "if you aren't in bed by the time I count to ten"
Now, the generous Church of Scientology can remove these Thetans from your body in a kind of exorcism, but it costs tens of thousands of dollars to get every last one.
The religion was created by a science fiction author, L Ron Hubbard, either for the money or the sheer fun of it, who knows.
Here is a personality test from the Church of Scientology, always good for a laugh. Just pelase, nobody give them your real address, email address, hpone number, and don't go in to a church to get your full results, the online ones are funny enough.
According to the test, i am highly aggressive (which is a good thing according to them), and I also need to "do something" to improve my life. wow...
Im lazy, tomorrow will come Hillsong
Peace
The Chaser's two cults were 'Scientology' and 'Hillsong'
According to Scientology, we're all inhabited by these thousands of Thetans. They're like medicholrians in Star Wars, but instead of giving the host awesome powers, they, actually, I've never been told what they apparently do. It's like when a parent says to a little child "if you aren't in bed by the time I count to ten"
Now, the generous Church of Scientology can remove these Thetans from your body in a kind of exorcism, but it costs tens of thousands of dollars to get every last one.
The religion was created by a science fiction author, L Ron Hubbard, either for the money or the sheer fun of it, who knows.
Here is a personality test from the Church of Scientology, always good for a laugh. Just pelase, nobody give them your real address, email address, hpone number, and don't go in to a church to get your full results, the online ones are funny enough.
According to the test, i am highly aggressive (which is a good thing according to them), and I also need to "do something" to improve my life. wow...
Im lazy, tomorrow will come Hillsong
Peace
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Comment by Scott
Hehe, it's deffinately the basis for a corny horror, or scifi movie (not surprising considering L Ron Hubbard's occupation)